23 December, 2011

Touching Door Handles

In Hong Kong, more people die from touching door handles than any other causes of unnatural death. The most poisonous door handles can be found in the men's toilet; in some cases, they can be so virulent that without immediate medical attention, you can drop dead within several hours of touching one. That is why you should wait for the door to be opened by someone else, then dive through the gap like Indiana Jones. If the door doesn't open for hours, and you think your girlfriend might get fed up of waiting, using a thick wad of tissues, grab the door handle and give it a quick tug - keeping contact time to a minimum - make your escape, and live to tell the tale.

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